The List: February 22, 2026

In the midst of the chaos engulfing Madison, Wisconsin, Politics & Policy asks:

Where in the world are Wisconsin’s Democratic legislators?

  1. Hiding out with Osama Bin Laden in a cave in Pakistan.
  2. Saving whales with Greenpeace in the Sea of Japan.
  3. Cowtipping in central Illinois.
  4. Helping Arianna Huffington move offices in New York.
  5. Getting protest tips from Egyptian activists in Cairo.
  6. Seeking political asylum in Canada.
  7. Hanging out with aliens, Elvis in secret Pentagon bunker.
  8. Holding massive slumber party in the Lincoln bedroom.
  9. Burning cars to protest raising government workers’ age for pension eligibility in France.
  10. Passed out at a UW-Madsison frat house.