The List: Cory Booker's Social Network

Corey Booker in 2007. Creative Commons photo by Bbsrock.

What Social Media escapades will Senator Booker embark upon?

1. A LiveJournal explaining his day to day life in the Senate and his attempts to sit at the Democratic “Cool Kids Table” in the Capitol Cafeteria.

2. Poking Ted Cruz on Facebook.

3. Putting the sepia filter on Instagram photos of the Senate floor and imagining a better time in DC.

4. Becoming “Mayor” of the Capital on FourSquare, inadvertently triggering a Secret Service investigation and a Congressional leadership struggle.

5. Creating a pinboard of embarrassing Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton photos on Pinterest in an early start to his 2016 primary campaign.

6. Deciding whether Dick Durbin should come before Chris Christie on his Myspace Top 8.

7. Joining the West Wing fandom on Tumblr to increase his “executive experience.”

8. Starting a Friendster to reach the over 65 vote.

9. Considerably reducing the time of the average Congressional speech by making them Vine length.

10. Using Tindr to find and chat with undecided likely voters.

11. Tweeting at P&P telling us to take down this List